Take me on a first class vacation to a destination of my choice. You will provide me with a minimum of € 3000 a day spending money or your black credit cards for me to use whenever I want. I demand a separate accommodation but depending on my mood I will allow you to sleep in the closet or chained to the bed. I will make you pay for being allowed to sleep in my presence and you will gladly do so. You will also be able to serve as my butler and cater to my every whim.